Friday, August 07, 2009

A Letter From Granpa

No, I did not write this. It came to me from the Internet. If I knew who wrote it, I would be proud to give him or her full credit. I have found various renditions of this on the Internet but nothing giving the identity of the author.
Soap Box Ravings




John is 63 years old and owns his own business. He is a life-long Republican and sees his dream of retiring next year is now all but gone. With the stock market crashing and all the new taxes coming his way, John knows he will be working for many more years.

John has a Granddaughter, Ashley, a recent college graduate. Ashley drives a late model car, wears all the latest fashions, and also likes going out and
eating out a lot.

Ashley campaigned hard for Mr. Obama, and after he won the election she made sure
her Grandfather (and all other Republican family members) received more than an earful on how the world is going to be a much better place now that Obama won
the election.

Ashley recently found herself short of cash and cannot pay her bills, again. As she has done many other times in the past, she e-mailed her Grandfather asking for
some financial help.

Here is his reply:

Sweetheart,

I am replying to your request for more money.

Ashley, you know I love you dearly and am sympathetic to your financial plight. Unfortunately, times have changed. With the election of President Obama, your Grandmother and I have had to set forth a bold new economic plan of our own....the 'Ashley Economic Plan'.

Let me explain. Your grandmother and I are highly productive, wage-earning tax payers. We have lived a comfortable life and in return have forgone many things like fancy vacations, luxury cars, etc.

We have worked hard and were looking forward to retiring soon. But our plan has changed. Your president is significantly raising our personal and business taxes. He says it is so he can give our hard earned money to other people.

Do you know what this means, Ashley?

It means less income for us. Less income means we must cut back on many business and personal expenditures. Do you remember my Secretary, Mary? She always gave you candy when you visited my office. Did you know she worked for us for the past 18 years? I can't afford her anymore. That is a taste of the business side.

Some personal economic affects of Obama's new taxation policies include none other than you. You know very well that over the years we have given you cash, tuition assistance, food, housing, clothing, gifts, etc., etc.

By your vote, you have chosen another family over ours for help.

Judging from your Email requesting more money, I recommend you call 202-456-1111. That is the direct telephone number for the White House.

You, yourself, repeatedly told me I was foolish to vote Republican. You said Mr. Obama is going to be the people's president and is going to help every American live a better life. Based upon everything you have told me and things we heard from him as he campaigned, I am sure Mr. Obama will be happy to send you a check or transfer money into your checking account.

Have him call me for the transaction and account numbers, which by now I know by heart.

Perhaps you now can understand what I have been saying for all my life: those who vote for the president should consider what the impact of an election will be on the nation as a whole, and not just be concerned with what they can get for themselves (welfare, etc.).

What Obama voters don't seem to realize is all of the "government's" money that he he is “redistributing” to illegal aliens and non-taxpaying Americans (deemed "less fortunate") comes from tax money collected from income tax-paying families.

Remember how you told me, "Only the richest of the rich will be affected"? Well, guess what, honey? Because of our business, your Grandmother and I are now considered to be the richest of the rich.

On paper, it might look that way. But in the real world, we are far from it. But, as you said while campaigning for Mr. Obama, some people will have to carry more of the burden so all of America can prosper.

You understand what that means, right? It means that raising taxes on productive people results in them having less money. Less money for everything, including granddaughters!

Congratulations on your choice for "change". For future reference, I encourage you to attempt to add up the total value of the gifts and money you've received from us over the years, and compare it to what you expect to receive over the next four years from President Obama.

Remember, we love you dearly... but from now on you'll need to call The White House number 202-456-1111 when you need help..

Good luck, Sweetheart.

Love,

Grandpa