Three Things To Think About

1. COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a single cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, then track that cow's calves to their stalls. But, they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around the country.

Perhaps, we should give each illegal alien a cow.

2. THE CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them our Constitution. It was written by a lot of really intelligent people, and it has worked for over 200 years.

Besides, we're not using it anymore.

3. TEN COMMANDMENTS

The truth is, the real reason that we can't post the Ten Commandments in a courthouse is this:

Posting "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery", and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians would create a hostile work environment.