This Is Government Cute

Sorry About the Bombs; Here's Your Bill

From AOL.com; Associated Press; August 06, 2007

SURF CITY, N.J. - The Army Corps of Engineers, which accidentally dumped sand filled with old military ordnance on Surf City's beach, now wants the town to help pay to remove it.

Local officials are angered by the suggestion that they should help foot the bill for a federal goof that already has cost the town an unknown amount of tourism business.

"If they're talking about getting any money out of Surf City to pay for their mistakes, they can forget about it," Mayor Leonard T. Connors told The Philadelphia Inquirer.

Army Corps spokesman Khaalid Walls said local governments are routinely asked to help pay for projects.

"That's protocol. All our projects are cost-shared," Walls said.

The town had to close its beach in March after World War I-era ordnance, including fuses and other military hardware, started surfacing in sand pumped ashore during a $71 million beach replenishment project.

According to Walls, the Army Corps unwittingly took sand from an offshore site where the military had dumped explosives decades ago.

More than 1,100 explosives, each about 4 inches in diameter and 8 inches long, were removed from Surf City's beach.

Surf City reopened its beach over Memorial Day weekend with new rules: Don't use metal detectors, don't dig more than a foot into the sand, and report anything suspicious to lifeguards.

Even so, visitors since then have found about a dozen more munitions, the Army Corps says. The Army has an ordnance specialist at the beach full time to take charge of discovered explosives.

It's unlikely that one of the explosives would ever detonate, but it would be extremely dangerous if it did, said Keith Watson, the Army Corps' project manager.

Soap Box Ravings loves things like "unlikely" and "but" used in the same sentence. Usually the person who makes that type of statement is smart enough to remain anonymous.

The Army Corps, along with state and local officials, are considering a possible closure of the beach during the winter to clear out more ordnance.

Again, Soap Box Ravings sees occasional flashes of freaking genius in government as all the levels, Federal, State, and local consider "possible" closing the beaches.

The Army Corps might sieve the entire beach with machinery, or it might bring back the ground-penetrating metal-detection equipment used in the spring.

Soap Box Ravings wonders if mere possession of these pieces of ordnance is legal for anyone except the military.

However, we have to remember, that perhaps the Army, as well as many of our citizens believes that when an error is made it can not be their fault.